How to Stop Time or Sayonara, Ortega-Sensei: The Power of Negative Thinking

[Ten bonus points for anyone that says what my title references, extra 10 points if you have read it before]

Also, so my last post was a little on the melancholic side. Well, it was all the way on the melancholic side.  This week hasn't been as good as last week. Last week wasn't that good, so what ever is
1 - not-that-good = that amount. I think meh is one less than not-that-good. So I had a meh week. Great news is that this is not going to be a post about psychology. Instead it going to be about well, I haven't decided yet.



Now stopping time isn't that hard. I like to refer it as a case of extreme boredom. This happens when the amount of boredom reaches critical mass. This phenomenon creates time stopping abilities in humans. How does this happen. It can be proven with the Gravitational Time Dilation (GTD) in physics.  GTD is a concept by Albert Einstein commonly joined with the Theory of Relativity. Basicaly the amount of gravity boredom has on a person can reach levels that make time completely stop time (or make it appear to). This seems to happen a lot to me. Enough for me to create my own equation (based of Einstein's) to truly determine if time has stopped.

T_d = 1 + gh / c²

T_d = Total GTD
g = amount of boredom felt
h = amount of time until something not boring happens
c^2 = speed of light

Like this without The Doctor and with boredom added.

Higher the number the more time has slowed down. Total time stopping happens when GTD = 2. Another words, if your total boredom equals the speed of light, time has stopped.

Now the amount of power negative thinking has is so great that it easily beats positive thinking. This is proven by electrons have the same amount of charge as protons, yet are 1/1836 the mass. It is in our atomic nature that we are naturally accept negativity more easily than the positive. As we all know electrons are passed between atoms. So we easily accept that the worst will happen, as opposed to the best. We are motivated by the negative to try to get to the positive. Such has, trying not to go to Hell (if your religious), or attempting not to screw up a performance (if your an actor). The opposite of this philosophy is anti-matter and optimistism. [Anti-matter, for those that don't know, has positrons in the electron cloud with antiprotons and neutrons in the nucleus.]  They think the best of everything. If you have ever met a true optimist (I have), they are very much bizarre compared to everyone else. It is hard for anyone to relate to them due to the fact that they are the imperfect opposite of everyone else. In physics if antimatter touches matter, both are annihilated. Another words, if a pessimistic person (as myself) meets a optimistic person we would always disagree.
For example: Optimistic person would say, "It's nice and sunny outside, but I would say, "It's hot and too sunny." Or I would say, "Our project sucks", but the optimist would say, "We are going to get an A!."
I might be underestimating the project, but in contrast the optimist is overestimating. Neather can exist therefore the value is annihilated.

Congrats, now you can tell your friends that you know how to stop time and about pessimism using SCIENCE! Now for some more Vocaloid music. This time it's gots physics in it!
[Side Note: I really came up with this time stopping stuff out of the blue.]
[EVEN MORE Side Notes: I was right that the melancholic have a more realistic view on the world. Wikipedia says so. LINK]
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